This year is the year I am going to lose 100 pounds. As of my last weigh-in nearly a week ago I am down 22 pounds from January 1st. Not too shabby. Could be better, could be worse. I have recently discovered due to some additional work stress lately that I am definitely a stress eater, which may mean when I get on the scale Monday morning I might see an increase instead of a decrease. But, that’s okay, this is a marathon, not a sprint.
Speaking of marathons, one of my friends and I have been discussing training for an event to complete together. We were at her house hanging out recently drinking martinis and somehow we both decided it would be a great idea to do a marathon together. I feel like I may be giving a false impression that we drunkenly made this decision. We were not drunk, and only today, one week later, did we register for the California International Marathon taking place on December 6th. Like December 6, 2020. As in 267 days from today.
After hitting the submit button on the registration I started to wonder if this was a good idea. See, the thing is, I am not a runner. I never have been. Even when I was a little kid the only times I ran were: 1. if I was being chased in a scary situation (games like tag or soccer were not a big enough threat to make me run; but if someone told me they said “Bloody Mary” too many times and the apparition was chasing us I would run for my life) or 2. The ice cream truck was in a 1/4 mile radius of my location and I heard the song. Usually option 2 was the bigger motivator. I have joked A LOT about needing the sound of the Good Humor truck song in order to motivate me to run.
So now I need to actually put rubber to the road and pretend like I can do things like run. And breathe while running. And run for 26.2 miles in a row. I’m going to be using a run/walk method as I believe that’s the only way I have any hope of still being alive at the end of it all. So, technically I don’t have to run for 26.2 miles in a row but I do have to have forward motion for that distance. That seem ssuuuuuppppeeerrrrr far. But hey. This is the year I lose 100lbs and also complete a marathon. I might be panicing a little. But my positive attitude will get me through.
The race is in Sacramento, which happens to be where I live. This is great for a lot of reasons. However, I am already telling myself that I cannot run home and stop (approximately mile 20), and I can’t go to the office on a Sunday and call an uber from there (approximately mile 22). But, maybe I can have a friend waiting for me at the finish line with a Good Humor Ice Cream. That’ll make it worth the effort.